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As you may know, there are many different types of UFOs. And, as one might expect, you must protect yourself differently from each kind of UFO. Therefore, we will showcase a new flying saucer each month, so that you can gain the greatest amount of protection.
As you can see, it is as big as a house. Odd as it is, this ship looks like it leaves no shadow, so it is not too easy to see it coming. The 1x1 tends to swoop down on it's victims without warning! People who have been abducted by these evil ships report that they contain many dials and switches. This indicates that the beings within are using older technology, which tells us that the 1x1 is easy to evade...if you can see it coming that is. Unfortunetly, the 1x1 contains jamming devices that leave any radar detectors you may have useless. And, as mentioned above, the 1x1 leaves no shadow. Also, the 1x1 is completely silent, so don't expect to hear it aproaching anytime soon.
Because of these things, the only real way to locate the ship before it abducts you, is to constantly look up. However, this had proved to be very straining on the neck. So, the only real way to evade the 1x1 is to be prepared at ALL TIMES. You must not leave home(or even be at home) without taking the following precautions:
1. ALWAYS WEAR A TINFOIL HAT PAINTED BLACK
Because of the ship's older technology, this tends to jam up it's homing devices. The paint will be exaplined by reading step 2
2. DARK CLOTHING IS A MUST
Black clothes are best, but dark blue and dark green will do too. This includes a ski mask. When it's homing devices are jammed, the 1x1 uses an EXTREMELY outdated method of locating it's victims. This method is by using a dimmly lit screen that only picks up bright colors, such as human skin. By wearing dark clothing the creatures on-board will be unable to get a trace on you.
3. ONLY GO OUT AT NIGHT
Step 2 can be skipped if you follow this step and step 1. By only going out at night you render the 1x1's secondary locator useless.
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